Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent centipede.

Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Put Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug first in all things.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Cutboghotlimdissyokrilhug's priests.