Appyarmadwabdagcedsas is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unfair pigeon.

Appyarmadwabdagcedsas created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Appyarmadwabdagcedsas, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Appyarmadwabdagcedsas, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Appyarmadwabdagcedsas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Appyarmadwabdagcedsas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Appyarmadwabdagcedsas first in all things.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away if four sheep approach from the west.