Bimfablam Flamnurthug is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, irritating eagle.

Bimfablam Flamnurthug created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimfablam Flamnurthug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimfablam Flamnurthug, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bimfablam Flamnurthug's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bimfablam Flamnurthug's Holy Commandments

1. Bimfablam Flamnurthug loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if six gulls approach from the east.