Gonpoggon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gonpoggon created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonpoggon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gonpoggon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gonpoggon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gonpoggon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gonpoggon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.