Farweefumyar Ingbastfunfem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak goat.

Farweefumyar Ingbastfunfem created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farweefumyar Ingbastfunfem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farweefumyar Ingbastfunfem, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farweefumyar Ingbastfunfem's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Farweefumyar Ingbastfunfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five pigs in a large pit.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing pink coats and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look after injured sheep.