Cudyattdobnurldonbagkik is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind hummingbird.

Cudyattdobnurldonbagkik created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyattdobnurldonbagkik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cudyattdobnurldonbagkik, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cudyattdobnurldonbagkik's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cudyattdobnurldonbagkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to capybaras while wearing purple jumpers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.