Gambonkflapbunpadpadlan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud dugong.

Gambonkflapbunpadpadlan created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gambonkflapbunpadpadlan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gambonkflapbunpadpadlan, it will manifest in front of you.

Gambonkflapbunpadpadlan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gambonkflapbunpadpadlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Never sing in the presence of pigs.