Gilponcet is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless duck.

Gilponcet created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilponcet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gilponcet, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gilponcet's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gilponcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.