Xenarprig is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless
lizard.
Xenarprig created the universe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenarprig, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Xenarprig, she will turn you into a dog.
Xenarprig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Xenarprig's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not chop down trees.