Nibvonkhat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong crocodile.

Nibvonkhat created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvonkhat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nibvonkhat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nibvonkhat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nibvonkhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Retreat if five badgers approach from the west.

5. Do not make images of living things.