Omtwabpadrat is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, charitable
toad.
Omtwabpadrat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtwabpadrat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Omtwabpadrat, it will send you a sign.
Omtwabpadrat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Omtwabpadrat's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry porpoises.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not take Omtwabpadrat's name in vain.