Omtwabpadrat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable toad.

Omtwabpadrat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtwabpadrat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omtwabpadrat, it will send you a sign.

Omtwabpadrat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Omtwabpadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Omtwabpadrat's name in vain.