Tonlistfom is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless
warg.
Tonlistfom created the cosmos two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tonlistfom, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tonlistfom, it will manifest in front of you.
Tonlistfom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Tonlistfom's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not take Tonlistfom's name in vain.
3. Tonlistfom loves ducks, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Put Tonlistfom first in all things.