Tonlistfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless warg.

Tonlistfom created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Tonlistfom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tonlistfom, it will manifest in front of you.

Tonlistfom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tonlistfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not take Tonlistfom's name in vain.

3. Tonlistfom loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Put Tonlistfom first in all things.