Legbummil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving lion.

Legbummil created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbummil, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legbummil, she will ignore you.

Legbummil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Legbummil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Legbummil five times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.