Getgonpad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind butterfly.

Getgonpad created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgonpad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Getgonpad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Getgonpad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Getgonpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill dolphins.