Loopdublit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing coyote.

Loopdublit created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopdublit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Loopdublit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Loopdublit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Loopdublit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Loopdublit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from yellow gulls for they are unholy.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.