Fomdottom is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, thoughtless
squid.
Fomdottom created the cosmos three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fomdottom, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fomdottom, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Fomdottom's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Fomdottom's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Fomdottom.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the north.
4. Never talk about goats.
5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.