Fomdottom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, thoughtless squid.

Fomdottom created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdottom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fomdottom, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fomdottom's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fomdottom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fomdottom.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.