Sanxemhud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, capable cow.

Sanxemhud created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Sanxemhud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sanxemhud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sanxemhud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sanxemhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow jumpers.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look at asteroids.