Cebjanwad is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil
wolf.
Cebjanwad created bats four million years ago.
If you believe in
Cebjanwad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Cebjanwad, it will not invite you to parties.
Cebjanwad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Cebjanwad's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never go into brown rooms.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never wear black kilts.