Lenbellgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying centaur.

Lenbellgon created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbellgon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lenbellgon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lenbellgon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lenbellgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Hide from white foxes for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenbellgon.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.