Lenbellgon is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying
centaur.
Lenbellgon created oxygen four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lenbellgon, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Lenbellgon, he will boil you in a big pot.
Lenbellgon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Lenbellgon's Holy Commandments1. Never go into brown rooms.
2. Hide from white foxes for they are unholy.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenbellgon.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.