Quimcebpigrill is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent
fish.
Quimcebpigrill created water four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimcebpigrill, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Quimcebpigrill, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Quimcebpigrill's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Quimcebpigrill's Holy Commandments1. Always help whales.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always wear green.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Always obey Quimcebpigrill's priests.