Bumbopsandbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish walrus.

Bumbopsandbog created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbopsandbog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bumbopsandbog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bumbopsandbog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bumbopsandbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never remain prostrate during midday.