Cinjophiv is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless centaur.

Cinjophiv created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinjophiv, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cinjophiv, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cinjophiv's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cinjophiv's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Cinjophiv loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat wheat.