Bopmistan is a god.
She takes the form of a large, confident
deer.
Bopmistan created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bopmistan, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bopmistan, she will not care.
Bopmistan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Bopmistan's Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown scarves.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Do not kill geese.
4. Always help dogs.
5. Never go into blue rooms.