Kabtettibim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless crab.

Kabtettibim created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabtettibim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kabtettibim, it will cry a lot.

Kabtettibim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kabtettibim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Kabtettibim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing indigo shirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.

5. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.