Fodraknarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-assured guinea pig.

Fodraknarl created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fodraknarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodraknarl, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fodraknarl's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fodraknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.