Pidlibfen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful faun.

Pidlibfen created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlibfen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pidlibfen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidlibfen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pidlibfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Always help sick squirrels.