Cabgoftafwadjadgep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever turtle.

Cabgoftafwadjadgep created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabgoftafwadjadgep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cabgoftafwadjadgep, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cabgoftafwadjadgep's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cabgoftafwadjadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Respect your elders.