Flowmetnul Bettonban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing deer.

Flowmetnul Bettonban created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowmetnul Bettonban, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowmetnul Bettonban, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flowmetnul Bettonban's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flowmetnul Bettonban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Flowmetnul Bettonban eight times a day.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.