Zedgovwot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured fairy.

Zedgovwot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zedgovwot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedgovwot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zedgovwot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Zedgovwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Hide from cyan otters for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair white.