Tiftenrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sapient unicorn.

Tiftenrutt created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiftenrutt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tiftenrutt, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tiftenrutt's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tiftenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.