Madwikfittom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent zebra.

Madwikfittom created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Madwikfittom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Madwikfittom, he will turn you into a mole.

Madwikfittom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Madwikfittom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the south.