Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise alligator.

Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod, she will turn you into a worm.

Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Nutthakxenzogflat Wablaggod must be the most important thing in your life.