Tofvognurl is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, astonishing hare.

Tofvognurl created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofvognurl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tofvognurl, he will manifest in front of you.

Tofvognurl's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tofvognurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if four eagles approach from the south.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your feet white.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.