Arnbimlig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy sheep.

Arnbimlig created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbimlig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arnbimlig, she will turn you into a rock.

Arnbimlig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Arnbimlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.