Hubfemfem is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, stupid dog.

Hubfemfem created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Hubfemfem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubfemfem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hubfemfem's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hubfemfem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to ducks while wearing brown stockings.