Gumlargwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful grasshopper.

Gumlargwee created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Gumlargwee, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumlargwee, he will destroy your home planet.

Gumlargwee's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gumlargwee's Holy Commandments

1. Gumlargwee loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gumlargwee on top of all buildings.