Watgamsin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever gerbil.

Watgamsin created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watgamsin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Watgamsin, it will turn you into a rat.

Watgamsin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Watgamsin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never touch ash while unclean.