Tifnurlgun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent otter.

Tifnurlgun created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifnurlgun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tifnurlgun, it will not care.

Tifnurlgun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tifnurlgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tifnurlgun.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Never think about optics.