Dodganyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing walrus.

Dodganyam created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dodganyam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodganyam, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dodganyam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dodganyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never wear magenta coats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.