Wonnelxemyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, confident lizard.

Wonnelxemyatt created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonnelxemyatt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wonnelxemyatt, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wonnelxemyatt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wonnelxemyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.