Cetnullpark is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast yak.

Cetnullpark created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetnullpark, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cetnullpark, he will turn you into a duck.

Cetnullpark's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cetnullpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing cyan ear rings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.