Goffadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever pig.

Goffadvag created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goffadvag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Goffadvag, he will be very unhappy.

Goffadvag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Goffadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from violet ducks for they are unholy.