Tagnadgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage chinchilla.

Tagnadgat created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagnadgat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagnadgat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tagnadgat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tagnadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing white trousers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always maintain patience during holy days.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.