Fobnelhat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful dugong.

Fobnelhat created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobnelhat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobnelhat, he will come to you in dreams.

Fobnelhat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fobnelhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Hide if six pigs approach from the south.

4. You must pray to Fobnelhat three times a day.

5. Do not shave your face.