Fettadjab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing aardvark.

Fettadjab created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fettadjab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fettadjab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fettadjab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fettadjab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Learn three new languages a year.