Megpopnulnat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous toad.

Megpopnulnat created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Megpopnulnat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megpopnulnat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Megpopnulnat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Megpopnulnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with foxes.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing violet rings.

3. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never eat wheat on days of mourning.

5. Never touch water while tainted.