Hitligfab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, charitable fly.

Hitligfab created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitligfab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitligfab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hitligfab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hitligfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

2. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.