Quimpogfed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful manatee.

Quimpogfed created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Quimpogfed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimpogfed, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quimpogfed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Quimpogfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about chromosomes.