Pidfobbot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain hummingbird.

Pidfobbot created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfobbot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pidfobbot, he will not care.

Pidfobbot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pidfobbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidfobbot.

5. Never talk about fire.