Wanlipkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud bird.

Wanlipkad created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanlipkad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wanlipkad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wanlipkad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wanlipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wanlipkad.

2. You must love Wanlipkad.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never feed onions to snails while wearing dresses.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.