Cebkambambog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, uncaring dragon.

Cebkambambog created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebkambambog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cebkambambog, she will remove you from existence.

Cebkambambog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cebkambambog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Cebkambambog on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Never feed figs to ants while wearing ear rings.