Flowsaflun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful salamander.

Flowsaflun created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowsaflun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flowsaflun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flowsaflun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flowsaflun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.