Hen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing snake.

Hen created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. You must pray to Hen five times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.