Jadcadbest is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever badger.

Jadcadbest created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Jadcadbest, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jadcadbest, she will torture you forever.

Jadcadbest's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jadcadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Jadcadbest in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not consume onions at dawn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadcadbest.

5. Do not bounce in public.