Bestbogfed is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate ferret.

Bestbogfed created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbogfed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bestbogfed, he will turn you into a mole.

Bestbogfed's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bestbogfed's Holy Commandments

1. Bestbogfed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Bestbogfed loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Bestbogfed's name in vain.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.