Jamcutkintenpogfotgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent butterfly.

Jamcutkintenpogfotgon created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamcutkintenpogfotgon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamcutkintenpogfotgon, he will strike you with lightening.

Jamcutkintenpogfotgon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jamcutkintenpogfotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always share melons with strangers, but never with hamsters.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Hide from fawn tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Never leap in winter.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.