Loopbafbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise owl.

Loopbafbog created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Loopbafbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Loopbafbog, she will be mildly annoyed.

Loopbafbog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Loopbafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Loopbafbog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.