Lidcidken is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring meerkat.

Lidcidken created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidcidken, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidcidken, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lidcidken's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lidcidken's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the east.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.