Latfarnflag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive pigeon.

Latfarnflag created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Latfarnflag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latfarnflag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Latfarnflag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Latfarnflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to snails while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Never feed lots of corn to great tits while wearing purple scarves.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Pray towards the south.
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