Mipminapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless faun.

Mipminapp created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Mipminapp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mipminapp, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mipminapp's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mipminapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare oranges while wearing corsets.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sit near aardvarks.